Monday, April 30, 2007

Tell a Dude He Has Big Boobs and He Takes it the Wrong Way

I met a dude on Friday night who was hitting on me like a bum hits on a baloney sandwich. I told him he had big boobs.

BB: What??? Are you calling me fat?

Me: No, I'm saying you have big boobs.

It can be annoying when a highly-crafted insult is misinterpreted.

3 comments:

whipcreamy said...

you told the guy he had big boobs??? i suppose that would shut some folks up.

newbluebaby said...

Was that before or after you motorboated his man-boobs?

anne altman said...

um...ewww.