- Good: Tonight I'm recording a voiceover for a major cable television network but I won't tell you anything more about it because who knows, sometimes shit doesn't materialize.
- Good: This afternoon I bought some smokin' hot eye shadow, sparkly pink blush, and fancy lip gloss at Century 21. I look so hot that I'm breaking my own neck when I catch my reflection in the mirror.
- Bad: My boyfriend is a fish.
