Showing posts with label benny hill. Show all posts
Showing posts with label benny hill. Show all posts

Monday, June 04, 2007

Dad Clearly Watched Benny Hill for the T&A Alone

There's no freakin' way he understood a word anyone was saying in this show, that's for sure.



In the interest of full disclosure I feel I must tell you that I come from a mixed marriage:

My mother is PBS and Dad is TBS.

We're lucky he found anything to watch on PBS and here comes Benny Hill to the rescue and here's Dad, watchin' ass-grabbin' homophobic old perv Benny Hill run around in high speed to funny music while Mom cooked dinner, and then there's Mom watchin' maids run upstairs and downstairs to classical music with a "blah blah blah" on Masterpiece Theater after Dad went to bed.

No wonder my sister and I are so fucked up.