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Dinner at Two Can Anne

Here's a quick 'n delish dinner dish I whipped up simply from the contents of my fridge and countertop. That's right! Can you believe it? Try finding an easier, cheaper, or quicker recipe than this from the likes of Rachel Ray, Giada Delaurentis, Bobby Flay or any of those other cooking show cunts. You can just forget it. Don't know what to make for dinner? Two Can Anne is where it's at.

Nail Polish Sandwich

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Stale whole wheat bread, nail polish and beer required for this sandwich.

Garlic is optional.