Ebay

During the feng shui-ing of my shiz process, I'm getting rid of the crap I've accumulated in my life by hocking it on eBay for extra dough. Most of the crap I've accumulated in my life I purchased on eBay, so it's about giving back, really, isn't it?

Did you know that a pair of expensive, ugly, comfortable, ergonomic shoes (www.sasshoes.com.) will receive as many hits, watchers, lurkers and bids as a pair of expensive, sexy, uncomfortable, foot-deforming shoes (www.salvatoreferragamo.it/)? 

It's true. 

So let the bidding war begin, fashionistas and senior citizens!

Have at it! We all win!

What a Great Gift Idea

Drive someone insane with a crazy postcard from abroad!

Interim Post

I realize you're all waiting desperately for my post on the Bills v. Jets at the Meadowlands--my first ever professional football game--but it's taking some time to put together, so hang on to your bing bangs.





In the meantime, please enjoy this link on eBay to a bunch of fake loaves of bread you might be interested in.



Opening bid for all these fake loaves of bread? $9.99. Only nine ninety nine? Seriously? For all that fake bread? That's remarkable, wouldn't you say? You'd think a lot of fake loaves of bread like this would go for twice that, easily. And they look good enough to eat, no? Real beauties. Bid away, folks, you don't want to let this fake bread loaf opportunity get away, and if you're no stranger to eBay, you know how quickly these things can slip through your fingers.

Those loaves really look terrific, it bears repeating. I mean, it's like you're really in a boulangerie. One wonders if they used stunt real loaves of bread for this photo shoot? I don't know how they're gonna prove it to you, but before you bid, you should verify their inauthenticity.

Gorgeous!

Earrings made of real moose poop.

You Can Have This House for $26

Only catch is: You have to move it.

Help--He's Stuck in Europe--Buy Him on eBay.

"...Met a 35 year old Australian man in the military who drove us to Prague, Poland (on accident), Slovakia (for lunch), and then Austria. We took a train to Venice to meet up with a fashion designer, slept in the train station and headed into the Italian Alps with our friend Massimo. We worked in the Parajumper Clothing factory, drove tractors, jumped into rivers, and ate Italian food for one week in the mountain town of Vas. We still don't know how that worked out so well. We then trained it to Rome where we would stay three days with the ex-love-of-my-life-turned-lesbian who lit my hand on fire with a shot of 190 proof liquor. I lost a wallet and a wristwatch in Bangkok, my cellphone in Cambodia, and my video camera was left on a train in Padova, Italy. I do however still have my passport...

Which brings us to a small town in the Netherlands...?

Smith is flying home on Monday the 23rd back to Boston. I on the other hand have no more money, hence the reason for this posting.

I am auctioning off 1 week of labor to anyone in the Continental United States in exchange for a ticket home from England between August 1st and 7th 2007.

The bidding is simple, go online ie... skyscanner.com, expedia.com, statravel.com, jetblue.com and figure the cost of a one way ticket from anywhere in England to the destination of your choice, and bid that amount. Look for budget airlines, and ask about deals for 20 year old students. (I'm a 20 year old student)..."

No more complaining about never having a date to anything, people. Buy this dude.