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Sunday, November 25, 2007
Two Can Anne Web Traffic History Was Made Today
I had a whopping 4,702 visitors to my blog today, a new and unbelievable record. Why, you ask? Is it the edgy coverage of hot topics of the day like, say, my post on bacon bits? Is it perhaps the extra mile I go to describe some a-hole du jour? Is it my played out series, Weird Wedding Photos?
No, no, and no.
Today, 99% of the 4,702 folks who clicked on my blog today were googling for the video of two girls eating caca from a cup. Since I haven't posted the video, clearly they were disappointed. Waa waaaaaa...
What about that 1%, you ask? Well, they were less concerned with the poop show and more concerned with "What happened to McDonald's Southwest Chicken Salad." I was able to help them out there, at least.
Two Can Anne: Your #1 News Source Sort Of.
34 43.59% two girls one cup
9 11.54% 2 girls one cup
4 5.13% 2 chicks in a cup
3 3.85% two girls-one cup
3 3.85% 2 girls one finger
2 2.56% two girls one finger
2 2.56% two girls one cup video
1 1.28% two girls and a cup
1 1.28% 2 girls one cup video
1 1.28% two girls one cup original
1 1.28% two chicks one cup video
1 1.28% two girls one cup official video
1 1.28% two girls in one cup
1 1.28% two girls and one finger
1 1.28% 2 chicks & a cup
1 1.28% 2 girls and 1 finger
1 1.28% two girls and cup real or fake
1 1.28% 2 girls 1 finger video
1 1.28% two girls and cup
1 1.28% tow girls one cup
1 1.28% two girls one cup
1 1.28% 2 girls and a cup, the real one
1 1.28% what happened to mcdonalds southwest chicken salad
1 1.28% two girls one cup link
1 1.28% two girls one cup real video
1 1.28% two girls and 1 cup
No, no, and no.
Today, 99% of the 4,702 folks who clicked on my blog today were googling for the video of two girls eating caca from a cup. Since I haven't posted the video, clearly they were disappointed. Waa waaaaaa...
What about that 1%, you ask? Well, they were less concerned with the poop show and more concerned with "What happened to McDonald's Southwest Chicken Salad." I was able to help them out there, at least.
Two Can Anne: Your #1 News Source Sort Of.
34 43.59% two girls one cup
9 11.54% 2 girls one cup
4 5.13% 2 chicks in a cup
3 3.85% two girls-one cup
3 3.85% 2 girls one finger
2 2.56% two girls one finger
2 2.56% two girls one cup video
1 1.28% two girls and a cup
1 1.28% 2 girls one cup video
1 1.28% two girls one cup original
1 1.28% two chicks one cup video
1 1.28% two girls one cup official video
1 1.28% two girls in one cup
1 1.28% two girls and one finger
1 1.28% 2 chicks & a cup
1 1.28% 2 girls and 1 finger
1 1.28% two girls and cup real or fake
1 1.28% 2 girls 1 finger video
1 1.28% two girls and cup
1 1.28% tow girls one cup
1 1.28% two girls one cup
1 1.28% 2 girls and a cup, the real one
1 1.28% what happened to mcdonalds southwest chicken salad
1 1.28% two girls one cup link
1 1.28% two girls one cup real video
1 1.28% two girls and 1 cup
Thursday, June 28, 2007
You Can Get Here From There
Google these terms and somehow you get me:
2 15.38% miss belvedere
2 15.38% party with beer
1 7.69% ex-wives club sheree
1 7.69% wildwood,new jersey
1 7.69% yachtclubs
1 7.69% places to go clamming in wildwood, new jersey
1 7.69% ty pennington style studio collection sofa
1 7.69% cats insides
1 7.69% sheree zampino paintings
1 7.69% slavepitv
1 7.69% patti novak
Who Googles "yachtclubs?"
The same person who Googles "cats insides?"
2 15.38% miss belvedere
2 15.38% party with beer
1 7.69% ex-wives club sheree
1 7.69% wildwood,new jersey
1 7.69% yachtclubs
1 7.69% places to go clamming in wildwood, new jersey
1 7.69% ty pennington style studio collection sofa
1 7.69% cats insides
1 7.69% sheree zampino paintings
1 7.69% slavepitv
1 7.69% patti novak
Who Googles "yachtclubs?"
The same person who Googles "cats insides?"
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