Showing posts with label how to break up with someone. Show all posts
Showing posts with label how to break up with someone. Show all posts

Thursday, September 09, 2010

It's Over, Bowl

Dear Bowl,


You were vintage and cool. I got you for a quarter at a yard sale in Olean, New York, in the 1980's and we had a very long thing together, travelling from place to place until we got here. But recently, seemingly out of nowhere, you developed a crack in your side. Or maybe it was always there, it just got more pronounced with time. And I didn't want to toss you out because you still held water, you were beautiful, and I am cheap. But tonight, after making roasted root vegetables with the produce I got at the Union Square Greenmarket, I washed you/dried you /stacked you between two dishes that you couldn't handle, and you crapped yourself for good, and a large piece of you fractured off and fell onto the floor. I'm sad, but I realize that you needed to break up with me. What's wrong with me, keeping a broken bowl around? For some reason, I just couldn't break up with you. I guess I loved you too much, damage and all. It's fine, just a part of life. No bigs. We'll be facebook friends! One day. Promise.


Goodbye, bowl! Enjoy the landfill. Make it nice!



Love,

Anne

Wednesday, June 06, 2007

How To Break Up With Someone

How To Break Up With Someone by Mike Hardcastle:

You are in a relationship with someone that you are no longer romantically interested in. It's time to be honest.

Difficulty: Hard

Time Required: 60 minutes

Here's How:
  • Get alone with him/her.
  • Don't do this on the phone!
  • Relax. You are doing the right thing...s/he needs to know the truth.
  • Tell him/her that you feel this relationship on its current level needs to end. Give him/her some time to let it sink in. If s/he tries to convince you to give him/her another chance, listen to him/her.
  • Tell him/her that you've made up your mind. Tell him/her at what level you would like to keep your relationship (acquaintences, never-seens, friends, etc). Listen to his/her response.
  • Respect his/her feelings about this new level
  • Let him/her go when s/he feels s/he needs to end the conversation.
  • Tips: Be honest. Although breakups can be really hard on relationships, honesty will salvage any possible future friendship. When you've realized that you are no longer interested in this person, let him/her know. Don't drag out a pointless relationship. Look at this like taking off a band-aid. Would you rather do it fast or slow? Which one hurts more?
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Good luck!
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Doodle