I Like to Pimp My Accomplished Friends' Accomplishments

My pal Fitzy (Nick Stevens) brings his Masshole A-Game to NESN for a brand-new quiz show he hosts called Pocket Money. Ironically, I happened to be at Fenway for Game 1 of Bosox / Chisox the very night Fitzy did this very interview and saw him there in all his Fitzyness on Yawkey Way with my favorite Red Sock--and recent Hall of Fame Inductee-- Jim Rice. Check it out here! Go, Fitzy! And as always, Go Sox.

Just Another Saturday Night

White wine spritzer.

Stillwater Bar, East 4th Street, NYC. 2/21/09 ~ 6: 30 pm

The Bowery Electric, Bowery @ 2nd Street, NYC ~ 8 pm for the first eve, combination Drink at Work + Shark Show Combo for the New Economy: The Shark at Work Show.

Sean Crespo, Ari Voukydis, Nick Stevens and Carol Hartsell (in the booth)

Jessi Klein

Paul "Fitzy" Fitgerald (Nick Stevens) and Ari Voukydis

Pete Holmes

The Urge, 33 2nd Avenue, NYC ~ 11 p.m.

Cocktails and cocktail ~ Midnight

1 a.m.

Sure, I lost my scarf at the Bowery Electric, and a two-ton bathroom door at the Urge ate my middle finger and it appears--on my right hand anyway-- as if I moonlight as a blind carpenter.

But what happened here?

Uptown 6 Train at Astor Place, NYC, 2/22/09, 1:45 am

Fitzy's Wicked Pissah Summer Preview

Fitzy's webcasts are as refreshin' and delicious as a cold keg a beeahh* and a lobstah* roll with extra tahh-dah*. Or a wicked lahge* beef with bah bah Q* sauce from Kelly's. Maybe a small fried clams too. With extra tahhdah*.

Word Key:

beeahh= beer
lobstah= lobster
tahh-dah= tartar sauce
lahge= large
bah-bah-Q= barbeque

It's Fitzy Time

Paul "Fitzy" Fitzgerald (wicked wicked wicked wicked wicked good friend of Nick Stevens) has a weekly webcast which will delight Massholes everywhere and reconfirm non-Massholes' belief that Massholes are assholes. Which we're not. Ok, maybe sometimes.

Anyway, please enjoy Fitzy's Special Father's Day Edition. Check in with Fitzy often at The Townie News, and make sure to GFY. Fitzy style. Fitzy would want to know that you did.



*Go fuck yourself.