When Two Can Anne Has Had Five or Six Cans

Here's a real conversation I had at a bar with a perfect stranger a few months ago. Matt Sears was so inspired by it that he has kindly transcribed/condensed the conversation into screenplay form for your convenience. Enjoy.


GUY AT BAR: So, what do you do for a living?
ANNE'S FRIEND: I'm a Graphic Designer
ANNE (excited): Yeah! She can Photoshop a cock on your face if you want!
GUY AT BAR: Why would I want a cock Photoshopped in my mouth?
ANNE: Whoa. No. I didn't say mouth. That's gay. Yowzer.