So You're an Extreme Breeder, Nagger, & Failure...

Tell me something I don't know, because I read the news because I like news. 

So, we get it. Are you gonna shut your piehole now, Kate?

You too, Jon?

Here's hopin'!

Read about how to nag effectively here.

Kate Gosselin on NBC's Today Show

Wow, That's Gross

Your mouth produces 1 liter of saliva a day.

PS: More if you see me naked

PPS: Less if you're smokin' grass

PPPS: If see me naked and you're smokin' grass then it's about an even 1 liter.

PPPPS: Keep dreamin' you'll never see me naked

PPPPPS: You got any grass?