Buffalo Bills v. New England Patriots Tonight

Will Brady go 10 and 0 in Buffalo? I certainly don't hope so. Wouldn't it be swell if Buffalo wins this game and Tom asks for my number?

IT CAN HAPPEN!

I want some McDonald's french fries right now. I won't go get some, I'm just saying I want them. Tom might call and all.

He's Just a Happy Guy

Jets v. Patriots, tonight. Not that I really care, but it's news. And Tom Brady is hot, and Chad Pennington has big ears, and the Jets will lose. My opinion.

I want to kiss you.

I Just Inhaled a Piece of Lettuce and Almost Choked To Death

At the sight of this:

Tom Brady of the Patriots in a Yankee hat?

Oh, the horror. Mr. Perfect is stepping in more and more dog shit every day.