Friday, May 14, 2010

Thoughts While Breast Feeding Typed With One Hand

He looks so sweet. A boy. My darling boy. I hope he doesn't turn out to be a serial killer or a rapist or something. I will be so disappointed. And frankly, embarrassed.

1 comment:

teri said...

I love your approach to parenting. Very low key and not hyper, in the least.

I'm sure he'll end up on the Upper East Side, in a great condo, surrounded by hot chicks with a great job. He will also love his momma and want to please her, in any way, therefore, he will have no time for shenanigans like killing people.