Was anyone else as obsessed with the comic book ads as much as I was? I'd say I got 50% of my enjoyment of comics like Archie from pouring over those back-page promises of x-ray vision, life-sized inflatable dolls, and saying goodbye to your 90 lb weakling. Please, squirting pens, snapping gum, handshake buzzers and whoopie cushions? I was all over that shit. Down!
