When You Slip in a Slick of McDonald's Orange Drink Getting Off the Subway

Do NOT try to save your embarrassment and/or death by breaking your fall with the sole weight of your right hand middle finger. You'll sprain it and be prevented from flipping off the ahole who trampled you where you lie because he had his nose in The New York Times, his hand on his briefcase, and his head up his bing bang. 

 

PS Cleanup and/or Refreshments in the 33rd Street 6 Station

For Aunt Ann: Junior Birdman

Anne, Bumpkyn, and Julia as Junior Birdwomen

"Junior Birdman"

Up in the air, Junior Birdman
Up in the air, Upside Down!
Up in the air, Junior Birdman
Keep your nose to the ground.

From Captain Video TV show, 1949-1955