TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: Puppetry of the Penis!

Ok, kids. Are you ready for the THIRD installment of my ticket giveaway contest? Sure you are!

I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the show Puppetry of the Penis!

Who doesn't love puppetry? Who doesn't love peen? Ok, people might not love either on their own, but together, apparently:

"Sends audience members into hysterics!" - The New York Times

"Comedic Brilliance!" -Time Out NY

"Dementedly Good Fun!" -Vanity Fair

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.

*These tickets are in voucher form, good for a Puppetry of the Penis show September 14 to October 3 on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays @ 7 pm on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 7 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back within 3 business days.

And without further adieu, let's play a game!

The Game: Let's Answer a Question!

How long is Doodle's tail?

Doodle, NYC ~ April, 2007

Two Can Anne Ticket Giveaway Contest: Name That Gathering!

Ok, kids. Are you ready for the second installment of my ticket giveaway contest? Sure you are! I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the acid-washed, Aqua-Netted, wine cooler-fueled and totally rockin'80's flashback Broadway show, ROCK OF AGES! ($58.50 - $127.50 value!)

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.

*These tickets are in voucher form, good for ROCK OF AGES shows 8/31/09-11/1/09 on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 3 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back wtihin 1 week prior to the performance requested.

ROCK OF AGES!
Brooks Atkinson Theater
256 West 47th Street (btn 8th and Broadway)

And without further adieu, let's play a game! Name that gathering!

Good luck and happy playing!

Two Can Anne Ticket Giveaway Contest: Name That Machine!

Alrighty folks! To kick off the Labor Day Holiday Weekend, I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the acid-washed, Aqua-Netted, wine cooler-fueled and totally rockin'80's flashback Broadway show, ROCK OF AGES! ($58.50 - $127.50 value!)

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.


*These tickets are in voucher form, good for ROCK OF AGES shows 8/31/09-11/1/09 on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 3 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back wtihin 1 week prior to the performance requested.

ROCK OF AGES!

Brooks Atkinson Theater

256 West 47th Street (btn 8th and Broadway)

And without further adieu, let's play a game!

Name that machine!





Good luck, kids, and happy playing!

TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: Rock of Ages & Burn the Floor

Hi, Kids! I'm proud to annouce a little ticket giveaway for local NYC readers or out-of-town fans planning a trip to NYC for some free Broadway fun. In this new economy, a delightful partnership has bloomed between TWO CAN ANNE and the cool folks at Arts Meets Commerce, and they've donated 2 sets of tickets to the following shows in which I'm happy to give away in a silly contest of my own choosing (TBD). The first show is Rock of Ages which I saw back in October and loved:



And the second is Burn the Floor, which in this sparkly, fake-tanned, high-energy Dancing with the Stars world we live in, is a no-brainer for exciting entertainment:



So stay tuned for the contests which will be up shortly. The tickets will be in voucher form so you may choose the dates convenient for you. Everyone wins!

A Big Baseball Conundrum: a Test from a Real Live 9 Year Old Girl From Brooklyn

And she is fantastic!

Good look on the test. 

If you were in Yankee Stadium and Derek Jeter hits his last hit of his life, and you have to go poop really bad, you:

A) Let it out while the camera is pointed at your butt

B) Run to the bathroom while the ball comes flying at your seat and if you were there you would have caught it

C) Poop and make a really loud fart that Derek Jeter looks at you since you are sitting right in front of home plate

Let's Play a Game: Do You Recognize This Man?

Unidentified dude on the Staten Island Ferry, view of Manhattan's former WTC 

Late 1970's

Let's Play a Game: What Would You Rather

It's been awhile since you've checked your grillpiece out in the mirror. Let's say it's been hours. To your chagrin, when you finally do get a chance to get away from your desk, you discover something more than your face looking back at you. What would you rather have discovered?

1. a booger in your nose
2. a zit on your forehead
3. something in your teeth

Let's Play a Game

Describe the person that answers "How was your holiday?" with the following:

"Great! Took the dogs, the five daschunds..."

Let's Play a Game: Good News Bad News

Good News: I woke up at 6:30 this morning
Bad News: I went to bed at 4:30 this morning

Good News: I did 3 loads of laundry this morning
Bad News: I forgot to wash the pair of jeans that triggered the laundry idea in the first place

Bad News: My arch nemesis entered the laundry room as I was exiting. A chilly exchange.
Good News: I'm 70% sure he doesn't know I'm the one scrawling male genitalia on his wife's J. Crew catalogues

Good News: I shaved this morning
Bad News: I forgot to shave one arm pit, and I sliced my left calf to ribbons

Let's Play a Game: Name That Award-Winning Hotel Chain

Let's Play TWO CAN ANNE JEOPARDY

Answer: Eating a crappy homemade whole wheat pita toaster oven pizza thing and pretending its sushi by reading a Japanese restaurant take out menu at the same time


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TIME'S UP!



Question: What is Anne that sad sack of shit doing right now?

THANKS FOR PLAYING!

Let's Play a Game: Rare Emerald, Fresh Relish, or Boog?

Let's Play a Game: Blow Slut with Lindsay Lohan

Try and see if you can give her the key for a few bumps on the dance floor.
Good times. From stashwax!

Let's Play a Game: Turtleneck or Mock Turtleneck?

1. Turtleneck ..........or



2. Mock turtleneck

Let's Play a Game: Awkward or Not Awkward?

Awkward
or
Not Awkward