TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: A Very Sandwich Christmas!

The winner of this contest gets two tickets to a Very Sandwich Christmas valid for the following performances: Dec 10-14 Wed, Thurs, Fridays , Saturdays 7 and 9 pm. Special Show Monday, December 14, 2009.


In a celebration of 10 years of successful theatre-making, Banana Bag & Bodice re-imagines their classic surreal musical cabaret with new holiday charm. A Very SANDWICH Christmas is a meaty treat that leaks blood and uses bread to soak it up. Brought to you by the creators of the acclaimed Beowulf – A Thousand Years of Baggage, this show will make you laugh while forcing you to smell the burning flesh surrounding your merry little soul.

Featuring a four-piece orchestra with original score, Sandwich is a playful, provocative & horrific musical that examines the art of eating and the blind act of consumption during the festive holiday season. Like a disastrous anime cartoon with rambunctious rhythm, it features overstuffed animals offering their moral misgivings to the exaggeratedly grotesque humans that feed them. Full of sing-a-long fun, Sandwich is a compendium of oddities to stuff in your stocking. Performances begin December 3 and run through December 19: Wednesday-Friday @ 8pm, Saturdays @ 7pm and 9pm, Special Show on Monday, December 14 @ 8pm.

A Very SANDWICH Christmas cast: Peter Blomquist, Rick Burkhardt, Jason Craig, Sarah Engelke, Ezra Gale, Rod Hipskind, Jessica Jelliffe, Dave Malloy, John Murchison, Heather Peroni.
Directed by Mallory Catlett, Original Text and Music by Banana Bag & Bodice.

Tickets: $20-$25 available at www.theatermania.com or by calling 212-352-3101.

For more information visit www.abronsartscenter.org or
www.bananabagandbodice.org


Contest:

What is Doodle's favorite food?

TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever!

Holiday fun from Two Can Anne!

The winner of this contest gets 2 Tickets* to Joe Marshall's

The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever!


*Tickets are in voucher form and available dates given on a first-come, first-emailed basis.

Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays 12/11-12/27

"The title alone is brilliant!" says Kathy Griffin

Joe Marshall's

The Gayest Christmas Pageant Ever!




"It's time for the annual holiday production for a struggling gay theater company in West Hollywood. Jim, the pot-smoking straight tech guy, offends M&M, the eclectic playwright, causing him to walk out and take his script with him. Now the crazy and drama-addicted team has just a few weeks to produce the "gayest Christmas pageant ever." This holiday camp-fest is a fast-paced comedy packed with hilarious dialog and over-the-top characters."

The Actors' Playhouse - 100 7th Avenue South (between Grove and Bleecker Streets)
www.alternativetheaterco.org/

Contest: Tis the season here in the office, and there are dozens of holiday cookies, candies and crap sitting on the filing cabinets which I can't seem to leave alone. Guess approximately how many calories I've consumed as of 2:39 pm Eastern Standard Time on December 8, 2009?

New Show: Balaton!

Stay tuned for the new Two Can Anne Ticket Giveaway Contest...

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BALATON

A Hungarian Lake
A Divided Family
An Imperfect Heaven

A Hungarian family must confront the post-communist, Americanized world that has drastically altered their lives...and their deaths.

Frightened and disoriented, Sabrina stumbles her way through a cold and indiscernible space, where time lurches forward, rushes back...and disarmingly stands still. In this liminal world, Sabrina and her divided Hungarian kin struggle violently against the infiltration of fast food, designer clothing, infidelity, assimilation and uncompromising youth. And all the while, the stars shine above Balaton.

October 17 – November 7 2009
Tuesday – Saturday at 8pm

SPECIAL OFFER! Tickets for ONLY $12.50 (Reg. $18)
Three Easy Ways To Buy Tickets:
Online: Go to www.SmartTix.com (http://www.smarttix.com/show.aspx?EID=&showCode=BAL9&GUID=6702a913-dd9c-474a-9922-7886535c5b53) and enter code DISC
Phone: Call 212.868.4444 and mention code DISC
In Person: Visit The Theatre at 30th Street Box Office (259 W 30th Street)

www.electricpear.org

TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: BURN THE FLOOR

Alrighty Dancing with the Stars enthusiasts, listen up:

I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the tanned, toned, red, red hot Broadway show, BURN THE FLOOR! (a $89.50 - $126.50 value!)

BURN THE FLOOR: BALLROOM. REINVENTED.

And guess who joined the BURN THE FLOOR team? Your favorite, Carrie Ann Inaba! David Cote of Time Out New York calls the show "HEART POUNDING! SPLENDID DANCE AND GORGEOUS DANCERS!" You know it.

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.

*These tickets are in voucher form, good for BURN THE FLOOR shows October 1 through October 31 on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 3 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back wtihin 1 week prior to the performance requested.

Ready to play a game? Name That Machine!

Good luck and happy playing!

TWO CAN ANNE Ticket Contest: Puppetry of the Penis!

Ok, kids. Are you ready for the THIRD installment of my ticket giveaway contest? Sure you are!

I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the show Puppetry of the Penis!

Who doesn't love puppetry? Who doesn't love peen? Ok, people might not love either on their own, but together, apparently:

"Sends audience members into hysterics!" - The New York Times

"Comedic Brilliance!" -Time Out NY

"Dementedly Good Fun!" -Vanity Fair

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.

*These tickets are in voucher form, good for a Puppetry of the Penis show September 14 to October 3 on Thursdays, Fridays, Saturdays @ 7 pm on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 7 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back within 3 business days.

And without further adieu, let's play a game!

The Game: Let's Answer a Question!

How long is Doodle's tail?

Doodle, NYC ~ April, 2007

Two Can Anne Ticket Giveaway Contest: Name That Gathering!

Ok, kids. Are you ready for the second installment of my ticket giveaway contest? Sure you are! I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the acid-washed, Aqua-Netted, wine cooler-fueled and totally rockin'80's flashback Broadway show, ROCK OF AGES! ($58.50 - $127.50 value!)

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.

*These tickets are in voucher form, good for ROCK OF AGES shows 8/31/09-11/1/09 on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 3 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back wtihin 1 week prior to the performance requested.

ROCK OF AGES!
Brooks Atkinson Theater
256 West 47th Street (btn 8th and Broadway)

And without further adieu, let's play a game! Name that gathering!

Good luck and happy playing!

Two Can Anne Ticket Giveaway Contest: Name That Machine!

Alrighty folks! To kick off the Labor Day Holiday Weekend, I'm giving away TWO (2) tickets* to the acid-washed, Aqua-Netted, wine cooler-fueled and totally rockin'80's flashback Broadway show, ROCK OF AGES! ($58.50 - $127.50 value!)

Contest rules: Please play the game only if you wish to win tickets to a Broadway show for yourself or someone you love/like, ayite? In this crap economy, we don't want a free fun time going to waste, do we? Of course we don't.


*These tickets are in voucher form, good for ROCK OF AGES shows 8/31/09-11/1/09 on a "faxed come, faxed served" basis (vouchers are faxed with preferred dates at least 3 business days before the performance requested and confirmation will be faxed back wtihin 1 week prior to the performance requested.

ROCK OF AGES!

Brooks Atkinson Theater

256 West 47th Street (btn 8th and Broadway)

And without further adieu, let's play a game!

Name that machine!





Good luck, kids, and happy playing!