Let's Start Off 2008 With a Few Animal High Fives

1. To the tiger, whom after being taunted, kicked some ass. "Don't tease me, bro!" she was heard saying before she leapt the wall and ate human. RIP, tiger.
2. To the bull, whom after being tortured in the ring, impaled a human in places most humans don't want to be impaled. "Suck this, human!" he was heard saying before jammed his horns in some eyesocket and piehole and other holes. Unlike the tiger, the bull survived--it's forbidden to kill bulls in Colombia. Yay! Not bullshit!

happy 2008, yo.

for reals.


love,
anne and doodle

Walk It Out on New Year's Eve 2007

Scenes From a Restaurant

Michael's Restaurant

Pine Avenue, Niagara Falls

New York ~ 12/27/07

99 Bottles of Beer on the Tree, 99 Bottles of Beer ...

Now here's a "green" tree for you! Not for kids.

For more examples of unusual Christmas trees, click here.

Liberty

Mole & Thomas
Human Statue of Liberty , c. 1918
Vintage Silver Gelatin Print

Read more about this photograph here.

See others like it here.

Amazing.

Cures What Ails Ya

A friend of mine just told me a story about his old old Grand Dad. He said when his old Grand Dad was sick, he'd make the family run out and get him some Old Grand-Dad. True story.

Jamie Lynn Spears

A look at Jamie-Lynn's website, here gives you the following options: News and Galleries, Bio, Diary, Zoey 101, and Cool Stuff. Under which tab will I find information on bare-back, legs in the air, dirty night out humping, y'all?

When does Gramama Lynn Spears' book on parenting come out? That'll make for gooooood kindlin', y'all.

Merry Christmas from Doodle

12/21/07

Tila Tequila Chose the "Dude" Over the "Broad"

Of course, even though I'm at death's delightful door, I simply had to watch the Season Finale of A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila on MTV late last night.

Instead of Dani, the likeable dykable lesbian, Tila chose Bobby, the slightly effeminate, semi-lame-o straight fella.

Oh, wella.

I was rooting for Dani, and I know she was hurt, but Dani? You dodged a skanky bullet there. For realsies. Unlike Tila's boobies.

Name That Gathering

Newsflash: Smelly Skank is Stupid, So Is Boyfriend

"It was a shock for both of us, so unexpected," she said. "I was in complete and total shock and so was he."
-Jamie Lynn Spears

Comin' On Down to Comix Tonight, Folks?

I'll be doing a little ten minute ditty featuring the lamest mix tape a dude ever made for me. Ok, so it might be the only mix tape a dude ever made for me and it's actually a mix CD but you know what I mean, you a-holes.



YOU'RE TALKING TO A 2007 DRYSDALE AWARD WINNER, OK? ? ?



One who happens to have had a bad reaction to a perfectly well-intentioned grilled cheese on whole wheat that she had for lunch and really needs to use the john in private but the cleaning ladies are buzzing around the hallway and well...apparently the guys must have put a little extra doo-doo on that grilled cheese and I'm paying the price.


Now I'm getting all pissed again. Awwww, the old me. Remember me?

tonite

8:00 PM

@
Ochi's Lounge

Downstairs at Comix - 353 West 14th Street
New York, New York 10014

Chicks and Giggles

Our Holidaze! Show

featuring

Anne Altman (Mortified)
Katina Corrao (HBO)
Emily Epstein (Laugh Lounge)
Kimmy Gatewood (The Apple Sisters at The PIT)
Jenny Rubin (MAX)
Carla Rhodes (The Cutting Room)

Hosted by Carolyn Castiglia (VH1)

chicksandgiggles.com

So Sorry

Kids,

You know I love you. Which is why I have to burden you with the fact that the reason I've been so remiss on interesting posts of late is that this:

is the color of the snot that has been choking me for over a week.

That's right, I'm ill. This time physically. And there's good news and bad news.

The good news is that my voice is slowly returning to the normal high-pitched and nasal sound which forces telemarketers to ask, "Is your Mommy home?" A much needed respite from the Selma from Night Court shiznit I've been rocking all week.

The bad news is that once I'm feeling 100%, my blog will continue to rely heavily on quantity (versus quality) and continue to disappoint.

Happy Pre-Holiday Horseshit, everyone!

Weird Wedding Photos Part MVLMMVMCMV

For the bride who really wants to hit that Christmas-Themed Wedding home so hard that you feel it in your fuckin' hollyberries.

WE GET IT, MRS. CLAUS.

Weird Wedding Photos Part MCVLLVMMVMV

Bubble, bubble, toil and stubble...

How About a Devil Atop Your Xmas Tree This Year?

Eeeeewwwwwww.

Want to See More Me?

Catch me being silly on

Tuesday, December 18, 2007
8:00 PM

@
Ochi's Lounge

Downstairs at Comix - 353 West 14th Street
New York, New York 10014

Chicks and Giggles

Our Holidaze! Show

featuring

Anne Altman (Mortified)
Katina Corrao (HBO)
Emily Epstein (Laugh Lounge)
Kimmy Gatewood (The Apple Sisters at The PIT)
Jenny Rubin (MAX)
Carla Rhodes (The Cutting Room)

Hosted by Carolyn Castiglia (VH1)

chicksandgiggles.com

What a Great Gift Idea

Drive someone insane with a crazy postcard from abroad!