Well Said, Jimi

Dick Cavett Show, Jimi Hendrix

And Another Thing

The Rainbow Connection by Paul Williams & Kenneth Ascher. Sung by Kermit the Frog and Debbie Harry on The Muppet Show, '81

One Thing Before I Go

1. This is a fascinating article that all single, in a relationship, engaged, married, separated, divorced, re-married, and re-divorced people should read. Right now. 
   

Let's Call the Whole Thing Off by Sandra Tsing Loh for the Atlantic. 

Enjoy. 

PS You're welcome! 

Ridiculous is Her Resting Face

Doodle, NYC ~ July, 2009

Dear HBO's Entourage

fuck. off.

Let's Play a Game: Name That Machine

Sky Pop Beach

Anne on the Beach with a Tootsie Roll Pop, Orange. Fire Island Pines, NY ~ July 19, 2009

Cat Shiz for Today

Dave and I tried to explain to Tuna (someone who didn't grow up with cats) what they do when they see prey they want to munch on. Doodle does it at flies and moths, and Iris, Dave's cat, would do it at birds. They make this high pitched chirpy, chattering noise which is involuntary for them and hilarious for us. Here's an example I found on YouTube, it's slow going, but then it peaks in the right place. You'll see. 

And while we're here, let's check out a video of two cats doing some plain old meowing. It's cute. They totally dig each other.



And finally, someone twist on the same vid, it's clever:



Ok, I hope these blew some of the doom and gloom out of your room. You're welcome.

Stuff Guaranteed to Make Doodle Want to Poo on My Bed

Therapy's a Train & Ferry Ride Away

Fire Island Pines, NY ~ July 19, 2009

Pretty Much Me and All Y'All

Bathroom of a random bar in NYC ~ May, 2009

Is It Worth It

Missy Elliott's Work It - (Deep) Remix

The Jets' Mark Sanchez? Don't Mind if We Do

Fire Island, NY ~ June 29, 2009

Poo Stains on the Carpet of the Feline Variety

are harder to erase than puke stains. 

This leads me to believe that what I thought was a puke stain is actually a poo stain. 

The End. 

Mortified NYC: Tonight!

Get Mortified

@

Le Poisson Rouge

158 Bleecker Street, NYC

7 pm

$15

Come share the shame!

If You Want to Get Fired Up About Toll Takers and Their Attitudes

Read this article "The Toll Road Not Taken," by Paul Kix.

$70K, full benefits, 6 weeks of vacation and 15 sick days? We're all in the wrong line of work.

We're All Hanging in There

Doodle (in a harness not a noose) in Astoria, NYC~ July 12, 2009

Photo by Jenn Wehrung.

Whisker River Take Me Down

Doodle, NYC ~ July 12, 2009

Whiskerlicious. Whiskdiculous. Wicked f'in whiskery. 

Willie Nelson, live in 2004 with Whiskey River. My Dad's favorite. And mine. Da. Da. Da. 

PS See where Doodle's mouth slopes down on the right (her left)? That's where her tooth ain't these days. 

What People Want to Do This Summer: So Far

get tan
0 (0%)
get rich
3 (15%)

get fit
2 (10%)

get high
0 (0%)
get laid
4 (20%)

get over him/her
1 (5%)

get over myself
3 (15%)

get drunk
1 (5%)

get bent
1 (5%)

get married
0 (0%)
get divorced
1 (5%)

get a life
1 (5%)

get a job
3 (15%)

get a pet
0 (0%)
get lost
0 (0%)
get boobs
0 (0%)
get arrested
0 (0%)

Today's "News"

1 - Dick Cheney is a creep

2- The French are rude

3- Doodle is cute