I watched a show on TLC last night called Truth Be Told: I'm a Hoarder.
Real dialogue from last night's episode:
8-year old kid to his mom, Bernie:
"Mom? Have you seen my blue nunchucks?"
Mom, from another room:
"I think they're in the bathroom!"
Kid from the bathroom which is piled with piles of junk piles:
"Where? Oh, I found them! Hey! I didn't know we had a sink in here!"