Babies R Us: Formerly a Place You Couldn't Pay Me to Enter

Anne at Babies R Us? Now that's a first.

NYC ~ December, 2009

My pal Cha Cha was kind enough to chaperone me at Babies R Us to pick out items to register for. And Cha Cha would know; her adorable bambina turns one this month!

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Eight Million Stories' New Feature: Happy Hour with Two Can Anne

I'll be working with the amazing Kevin Heald*, Editor-in-Chief, and the rest of the gang at Eight Million Stories on a new feature called Happy Hour with Two Can Anne, a feature featuring... me. Oh, and the stuff that I do in this town.

Please check out the new NYC webzine eightmillionstories.com and the first installment of Happy Hour with Two Can Anne: One September Night. Viva NYC. Totes.

*I'd be remiss not to cross-promote here: Kevin also does Marketing for marvelous milliner to the stars, Cha Cha at Cha Cha's House of I'll Repute. Need a lid? Sure you do. Cha Cha's your broad.

Easy Way to Avoid Botox in the Forehead: Get Banged

I did. Butterfly cut me some cutie pie fringe along the forehead tonight, and they make me look at least 6 weeks younger than I did when I walked in. Add a hat, and I'm a Gelfling. 

All I Need is Cha Cha Love and This Remote Control and This Paddle Game

I went to see the Moonlighters at Cha Cha's Crabby Hour at her House of Ill Repute on Saturday night, and let me tell you something: Not only were the Moonlighters amazing, but I'm hot. Why? Because one of Cha Cha's hot, hot, hot, hats on sale (for an incredible $20) happened to be in a random midget pinhead size, and therefore, it fit me! And sure, I'm gorgeous, totally? But I'm nothing without Cha Cha. Nothing. Absolutely nothing. Photos to prove it en route.

Smooches.

Alicia Keys Gives Cha Cha a Shout Shout on Conan!

BRAVA, CHA CHA! 

Hats Off to Cha Cha and Her Crabby Hour

Tal Ronen, DeeAnne Gorman and Kevin Heald~12/7/07

DeeAnne entertained us with some holiday jazz accompanied by the smooth bass of Tal Ronen while Kevin and Cha Cha --of Cha Cha's House of Ill Repute--served up some holiday cheer--cocktails Partridge in a Pear Tree and Rudolph's Revenge in the beautiful setting of Cha Cha's Millinery. Enjoy our time vicariously through my photos below (click to enlarge the yuletide).

Get thyself to one of Cha Cha's infamous Crabby Hours and pick out a beautiful Cha Cha original! Check out DeeAnne's website to catch the sexy songstress around town!