Friday, February 08, 2008

Spirit Air's Crazy Ronnie Sale! Expires Tonight!

Hi, Kids!

Do you like to go places? Do you like to fly to get there? Have you no money? Then you need to check out Crazy Ronnie! Fares as low as $9? He's craaaaazy!


Here's a sampling of Spirit Air Crazy Ronnie flights which leave from LaGuardia Airport in NYC:


New York (LaGuardia) To:
$9 Fare Club (You must be logged into the $9 Fare Club to access these fares.)
To:
Myrtle Beach
$19* Each Way
3/1, 3/4, 3/10, 3/16, 3/17, 3/22, 3/23, 3/24, 3/31

Non-Member Sale Fares (These great fares are available for everyone!)
For travel between 2/21/08 and 5/21/08
Tuesdays and Wednesdays
Mondays and Thursdays

Detroit
$59* Each Way
$69* Each Way

Myrtle Beach
$69* Each Way
$88* Each Way

Fort Lauderdale
$74* Each Way
$88* Each Way

Freeport, Bahamas
$79* Each Way
$99* Each Way

Las Vegas
$99* Each Way
$109* Each Way

Los Angeles (LAX)
$99* Each Way
$109* Each Way

Nassau, Bahamas
$99* Each Way
$109* Each Way

San Juan, Puerto Rico
$99* Each Way
$119* Each Way

Cancun, Mexico
$104* Each Way
$129* Each Way

Kingston, Jamaica
$109* Each Way
$129* Each Way

Montego Bay, Jamaica
$109* Each Way
$129* Each Way

Punta Cana, DR
$109* Each Way
$129* Each Way

St. Thomas, US Virgin Islands
$109* Each Way
$129* Each Way

Santo Domingo, DR
$119* Each Way
$139* Each Way


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Fares must be booked by 11:59 PM ET on February 8, 2008

Anne's Exciting Weekend

You can reach me at Tomorrow's Pharmacy Today:



Brockie Medical Center Pharmacy
Country Club Road at Richland Ave.

York, PA.

Tomorrow's Pharmacy Today

THIS NEW AND UNIQUE PHARMACY IS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND IN PENNSYLVANIA TO BE CERTIFIED BY THE AMERICAN PHARMACEUTICAL ASSN.



OWNED AND OPERATED BY PHARMACISTS JOHN MADDUX AND BLAINE MILLER, THE CENTER WILL SPECIALIZE IN PROFESSIONAL SERVICES.

Photo by Simon

Did You Know?


Before you start salivating over this short rib, you need to know one thing:


It's fake.


I found it on fake-foods.com while searching for faux food products. Why?


Well, today at lunch, I discovered that those over-stuffed sandwiches that they have on display at Subway are fakes. True story. I pulled the cover off of the thing and poked at it. Plastic lettuce, plastic meat, plastic olives. Makes sense, how could that stacked up meat parade stay so fresh all day long? Fake sandwich.





I want one.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

New England Lost Ski Area Project

Hogback Mountain, Vermont


We weren't a traditional ski family growing up, but I was raised in New England, like to ski and I love history, so it's no surprise that Bill Pennington's article in the Escapes Section of the January 25th New York Times featuring the New England Lost Ski Area Project--www.nelsap.org--was of particular interest to me. NELSAP is a project created by Jeremy Davis nine years ago which collects, preserves and, according to the website, "celebrates the history of 587 lost ski areas in New England and 71 elsewhere!" Changing times and disappearing places are a fact of life, but thankfully Jeremy Davis was thoughtful enough to document stuff before it's forgotten forever.

The Rejection Show's Valentine's Day Heartbreak Haven Returns!



FEBRUARY 14, 2008
8PM - 1AM
Upright Citizen's Brigade Theater
307 West 26th Street
Between 8th and 9th Avenue


TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE!

The cult-favorite live comedy series The Rejection Show and Mortified join forces for an evening of their best breakup, heartbreak and love related performances from shows past ---blending into and evening of love song karaoke, live music, DJ, free drinks and partying.


If you’re single, feeling alone, rejected, don’t have a date or don’t like traditional Valentine’s Day routines then The Upright Citizen’s Brigade Theater is the place to be on Valentine’s Day ‘08!

Don't feel left out, happy couples. All are welcome to party and see some hilariously heartbreaking performances and join the fun.


"Find someone to french!"


Featuring HEARTBREAKING fast performances from:

Jon Friedman
Claudia Cogan
Adam Wade
Sara Schaefer
Annabelle Gurwitch
Katina Corrao
Adrianne Frost
Matt Goldich
Michelle Collins
Greg Johnson
Baron Vaughn
Mandy Stadtmiller
Meital Dohan
Gabriel Delahaye
Brandy Barber
Kaet Perna
Anne Altman
& More!

LIVE MUSIC FROM:
THE DEFIBULATORS
LEIBYA ROGERS
STUCKEY AND MURRAY

AND WHO KNOWS WHO ELSE MIGHT STOP BY!

TICKETS AVAILABLE HERE!
$10
(one ticket for the whole night)

"BEST OF OFFBEAT NIGHTLIFE"
AMERICA ONLINE

"BEST OF NYC"
THE VILLAGE VOICE

"BEST VARIETY SHOW"
ECNY AWARDS


What is The Rejection Show?
The Rejection Show is a comedic based event that embraces the rejected and "turned down" material of professional and amateur writers, comedians, cartoonists, artists, and human beings whom display their creative “failures” live on stage.

What is Mortified?
Mortified is a comic excavation of teen angst artifacts (journals, letters, poems, lyrics, home movies, stories and more) as shared by their original authors before total strangers.

Would you like to see The Rejection Show
and other Tremendous Rabbit Productions
at your venue or college?
Contact Jon Friedman to find out how.


"For most people, rejection means a bottle of Jack and a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. But for one comedic genius, rejection has meant a cult hit show, national recognition, and now --a book deal? Rejected: Tales of the Failed, Dumped & Cancelled author Jon Friedman first gave life to The Rejection Show after he found himself passed over for a job at Comedy Central and, worse, dumped. Since then the invariably hilarious lineup of rejected New Yorker comics, Late Show sketches, and dismissive childhood sweethearts has featured a variety of New York personalities. Check out the failures and the mayhem if you are sucker for bloopers and outtakes, or just revel in others’ disappointments." -NEW YORK MAGAZINE

"On the surface, The Rejection Show is a mere demonstration of unsuccessful work by usually successful comedians, writers, filmmakers, and cartoonists. Deep down, though, it provides an interesting look into the thought processes of magazine editors, network executives, and others who wield power."
–THE ONION

"If The New Yorker has rejected your cartoon, if 'SNL' has fired you, if Conan doesn't think you're funny enough, host Jon Friedman just might. The Rejection Show is a pastiche of writers and actors who didn't make the cut, and its cult audience can't imagine why."
–AMERICA ONLINE

"Who knew being shown the door could be so much fun..."
–CHARLES GIBSON, ABC NEWS

"The Rejection Show has gotten so much mainstream press that we suspect people are purposefully botching the pitches they care most about, and then "settling"
for showing them off here."
-THE L MAGAZINE

"The highlight is watching the performers vibe off the audience's laughter, turning what could've been a negative into the ultimate live validation."
–THE VILLAGE VOICE

"Ever wonder what you're not seeing? Each month comedians perform pieces that have been rejected by anything from Conan O'Brien to The New Yorker..."
–TIMEOUT NEW YORK

“Novelists, TV writers, stand-up comics, cartoonists, filmmakers, recording artists, dramatists, and poets come together for a friendly but edgy celebration of failure.”
–LA TIMES

"Rejection hurts. Luckily, this hurt comes from laughing so hard you pull a muscle. Comic Jon Friedman offers a ‘Summerfest of Rejection’ -- TV sketches, movie pitches, and New Yorker cartoons go from the cutting-room floor to Mo Pitkin's. Friedman cracks us up all summer by making his previously sporadic Show quasi-weekly."
-FLAVORPILL

"In New York, audiences are finding that failure is fun!"
–ABC NEWS

"'The Rejection Show' is a refuge for the rebuffed, a haven for the heave-hoed,
a destination for the deep-sixed."
–NEWSDAY

"A show like this is like the ultimate catharsis, for sure."
--NY DAILY NEWS

"Like a gang of Farmer Ted’s leading the geeks through the brutal, estranged halls of high school, the Rejection Show features some of NY’s finest rejected writers and performers, in this comedy-centric event."
-THE L MAGAZINE

"…Not just a brilliant idea, it’s a well executed one."
–COMEDY CENTRAL

"'What do you get when you display a whole bunch of stuff that didn’t make the cut
at the New Yorker, Conan, and a bevy of other shows and publications?
Evidently, some funny shit.”
–GAWKER

"True to it’s maxim, ‘Just because it’s been rejected doesn’t mean it’s not good,’
the show continues to attract an audience that can relate.”
–FLAVORPILL

"Rejection can be hilarious -- especially when it's someone else's. But the Rejection Show is not just your chance to laugh at the misfortune of others. It's the best of the rest, so to speak; a showcase of comedians turned down by Conan O'Brien, rejected television writers, and cartoonists who find more SASEs in their mailboxes than checks."
–AOL CITYGUIDE

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

Got Vote?

Vote in the primaries, yo.

Hell, if West Virginians can do it, you can too.

You Should Know That

If you're interested in buying me a brand new of any of the following, please let me know:

  1. Refrigerator
  2. Vacuum Cleaner
  3. Life

From Houseplant Picture Studio

Dave sounds like someone Doodle would like.
Spend some time at Houseplant today!

Weird Wedding Photos Part MVMMCLVMVMV

First comes love, then comes marriage, then you stick your ___ in her___ and then comes baby in a baby carriage...Yes--We get it.

Alright! Alright! Here's Your NY Giants Parade!


Here is lower Broadway at Liberty Street from my 28th story window as Eli Manning drove by with the trophy:



My favorite part is the massive amounts of paper, real 8.5" x11" office paper that folks threw from their windows. That white stuff on the sills ain't snow--could be cocaine, this is Wall Street, afterall, but it's most likely confetti. Awesome crowd. Electrifying even if they're aren't your team. Damn, I wish I worked in a building with real windows that open! People even threw shit out windows on Church Street where the parade isn't happening:



Say what you wish, Giants fan or not, you gotta love New York.

NY Giants Parade in Lower Manhattan

I'm at work on the 28th floor and yet I can hear the cheering! I also had the pleasure of riding the subway with some suburban Giants on their way down to the parade who were primed and hammered. Charm-a-plenty, yo! I'd go downstairs and really check it out for you, dear readers, but, you see, I hate people, especially lots and lots of them, so this would be terrible. A window with a view would be perfect, but it's on the other side of the office, and well...this parade is really an anti-Boston parade, isn't it? I believe it is.


I know that this as a disappointment to you folks who depend on me blogging from the front lines, so instead of a picture of lower Broadway from out my window a few minutes ago, how about a picture of lower Broadway out someone else's window from 100 years ago? Now picture a sea of blue in the middle of the street and there's your Giants parade. Enjoy.



Northeast view from top of Singer Building, Lower Manhattan ~1908

from shorpy.com

Monday, February 04, 2008

The Great Debate of '08

You have to eat one. Which is it?

  1. Booger
  2. Scab

Got Angst? Mortified NYC on February 11

Dear Angsty Folks in the New York Metro Area,

Hi! Like, what's up? Were you ever, like, a teenager? Great! Then you'll like totally love this show! We're one week out from Mortified NYC's Comix debut on Monday, February 11 @ 9 p.m., and we want you to Get Mortified along with us!


Reservations strongly recommended! Buy tickets now and come share the shame, or I'll like totally never talk to you again.

UR2Good2B4gotten,

Anne


PS Write back!

Sunday, February 03, 2008

Giants Win!

The Patriots lose 17-14, and NYC is going nuts! The whooping and hollering and beeping outside my window is akin to the 1994 Rangers Stanley Cup win back in the day--mucho festive. It's so loud that Doodle actually woke up from the snooze she's been taking the entire game.

Anyway, sure, I'm from New England, but I love an underdog (hello, Bills fan). New Yorkers and the rest of the world are pretty psyched to knock Belichick and Brady and Boston down a peg, and now they've got it. I'm just pissed my numbers didn't come up in the office pool.

Lots of hungover Giant fans and Patriot haters in the office tomorrow morning.

Superbowl 42 Means: Puppy Bowl 4!


Sure, Tom Brady and Eli Manning and the rest of the boys will be duking it out tonight for Super Bowl 42, Patriots v Giants, but don't forget about Puppy Bowl IV on Animal Planet.

Here's the intro from Puppy Bowl III to get you pumped up:




and don't forget the Bissell Kitty Halftime Show:

Friday, February 01, 2008

Tramp Stamps and Fake Tans Have Replaced Sweaters and Beads

October, 1943. Washington, D.C.
"Sweaters and long ropes of beads are popular with the girls at Woodrow Wilson High School." Photograph by Esther Bubley for the Office of War Information.

Speaking of Horrible


Next Up: Strawberry Covered Locusts



I think I'm going to be sick!
Oh, who the hell am I kidding, I"ll probably be all over these things like a bum on a baloney sandwich.
Mmmm. Baloney sandwiches and Strawberry Flavored Cheetos.
Stop hogging that blunt, yo!