Friday, April 04, 2008

Fine, I'll Move to Fuckin' Vegas Already


There's not a single, single man in NYC? No shit, Sherlock! Yes, the news that there is a dude shortage on the East Coast and a chick shortage on the West Coast is not exactly news, but... that don't make it any less depressin' if you're a dude on the left or a chick on the right, yo!
Note: the map only includes singles 20-64, so 19 year olds and 65 year olds, take heart. And why don't you piss off?

4 comments:

whipcreamy said...

you don't have to go all the way out west..try st.paul. there's a good start! you'll find a nice, smart respectable man there.

anne altman said...

ok um...you start.

Valerie said...

I'm on the left coast. Where are all these single, single men? Surely they must be joking!

newbluebaby said...

We're here. We're not queer.