I had a really bad day. I may explain further at some point, because as a little more time goes by, I'll embrace just how hilarious it is--comedy in tragedy, people, comedy in tragedy. But I just spoke with my friend Bumpkyn, and she made me feel a little better:
"I'm wearing a pair of pants today in which I am two pounds away from camel toe. Oh, and I was three quarters away from finishing a piece of cake I shouldn't have been eating in the first place when I discovered a short black hair on my fork. I don't have short black hair. I think I'm going to be sick."
3 comments:
hairy camel toe. happy Friday!
Deep breath, sigh, think of something nice.
But the important thing is,, was the cake good?
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