Wednesday, July 01, 2009

My Name is Doodle, I Like Friskies Meaty Bits: Chicken in Gravy, and That's What I Like

Why are we still discussing this? 

I'm about to be 56 years old, give me a 56-year-old break. 

I like my Friskies Meaty Bits: Chicken in Gravy, and that's what I like. 

What is your problem? 

I know I'm a cat; is there a way for me to say ,"GET IT TOGETHER, MAN, I'M NOT FUKIN AROUND!" more clearly? 

No?

Seriously? I will poop on your bed for the 4th of July.

 Try me. 

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