Monday, April 02, 2007

The Good Old Days Before the Pesky FDA

From this:

"You got a fat ass? We'll make it smaller. You got a short ass? We'll make you taller. Got an upset stomach? Not anymore! Hungover as hell? In a pissy mood? Take a sip of this magic!"


To this:

"Hey! We're not cola."

2 comments:

Del-V said...

I never knew 7-Up cures hangovers.

Anonymous said...

Very nice and funny blog. 7-Up used to be called Semen Up in Spain. / (Sperm Up). Bye.