Friday, April 13, 2007

Governor Jon Corzine Seriously Hurt in Automobile Crash

Apparently he wasn't wearing his seat belt. I can't blame him, I wouldn't have been wearing mine either. Seat belt in the back seat? Please. I'm not there yet. Once I went out for drinks with a dude who didn't drink, it turned out. Not the point of the story, but a detail nonetheless. Instead of sitting close to me in the back seat as we shard a taxi, he put on his seat belt for the 10-block ride. I asked him, "Oh, so does this guy look like a dangerous driver or something?" because when a driver goes nuts is when I usually grab the belt, and he replied, "No, I always buckle up." He was so sucked up into the top left corner of the seat that he was part of it, and I had to practically climb on top of him to kiss him on the cheek when I said goodnight. Not a turn on. Lame. Safety is gay.

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