I Love Friends and Family But Not eCards

Dear eCard senders,

For the love of God, cease and desist at once! They're lame. Less trouble to send than a real card? Perhaps. More intimate than a regular email? No. More complicated for the recipient? Yes, an extra link which only leads to disappointment. The link contains insipid artwork, no invitation to a party, and most importantly, no money. Boo! Am I suggesting that my evaporating pool of friends who still bother to keep in touch with me should stop wishing me happy holidays and stuff? Basically. Look, I'm washed up and bitter, let me slide into the swampy pit of despair, unencumbered by eCards, ok? Thumbs down.

Love you, call me, mean it,

Anne