Saturday, April 07, 2007

Weird Wedding Party Gifts Part I

Heaven help the daughter of mine who gives me this piece of shit on her wedding day. I'll make sure to sincerely thank her for it as I hurl it mercilessly against the wall with my rocket arm. "As a thank you for being in--not to mention paying for--your wedding, you give me something else to dust? Are you out of your fucking mind?"
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Mother’s Loving Touch
Lenox Bone China Keepsake


Quality and sentimentality meet in this hand-painted work of art by Sandra Kuck. Crafted of fine Lenox ivory bone china and accented with pure 24K gold, this is sure to become an heirloom to be treasured forever. And there is room on the bottom for you to add an extra personal touch by writing a special message to your mom in your own handwriting to commemorate this special day, with a metallic pen (not included). Size: 8” tall.

Mother’s Loving Touch Lenox Bone China Keepsake

#135-0803 $139.00 each

1 comment:

Christine said...

if i gave that to my mom she'd grill me on why the bride is wearing ivory as opposed to the whitest white ever made.

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