Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Weird Wedding Photos Part MCLLMCXXX


Release a pair of doves in a strapless wedding gown and it's not the only thing you'll release.
By the by, females going topless in public is legal in New York City**, people, so this photograph* is technically not illegal or unsafe for work. Make sure you tell your boss that when he fires you. Breasts are breasts, man***. Calm down, already. All it is, is National Geographic: Manhattan Edition.


* had it been taken in a subway station


** from www.uslaw.com: "The New York City Transit Authority has ruled that women can ride the city subways topless. New York law dictates that if a man can be somewhere without a shirt, a woman gets the same right. The decision came after arrests of women testing the ordinance on the subways. A transit police spokesman said they would comply with the new rule, but "if they were violating any other rules, like sitting on a subway bench topless smoking a cigarette, then we would take action."

***unless they've been incredibly or grotesquely enhanced in the form of beanbags or dodge balls

****boobeez

2 comments:

Just Dave said...

Poor dear. Those things were squeezed so badly in there, she became wall-nippled.

Casey said...

It is always good to get a look at what your committing to before your hook and sinkered. lol