Okay, so a bride is skipping happily through a park on her way to the happiest day of her life, when suddenly, she falls into a gopher hole, which snaps off both of her prosthetic legs, which leaves her vulnerable to the notorious Violin Killer, who points his Violin Gun at her. She, however, being overcome by the loss of her prosthetic limbs, does not notice. Meanwhile, a passing man who, unfortunately, does not have the power of speech, sees her predicament and tries to warn her by painting her a sign. She does not look his way and he lowers the sign in disappointment. Luckily, just when she thinks all is lost, the cops show up. Unfortunately, its just the guy who takes the crime scene photos and she realizes she's screwed.
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Okay, so a bride is skipping happily through a park on her way to the happiest day of her life, when suddenly, she falls into a gopher hole, which snaps off both of her prosthetic legs, which leaves her vulnerable to the notorious Violin Killer, who points his Violin Gun at her. She, however, being overcome by the loss of her prosthetic limbs, does not notice. Meanwhile, a passing man who, unfortunately, does not have the power of speech, sees her predicament and tries to warn her by painting her a sign. She does not look his way and he lowers the sign in disappointment. Luckily, just when she thinks all is lost, the cops show up. Unfortunately, its just the guy who takes the crime scene photos and she realizes she's screwed.
Seems pretty straight forward to me.
piglet? i love you.
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