Friday, April 13, 2007

Woman Buried Under Piles of Crap

What? ? ?

"Volunteer firefighters responded to the two-story house, in a tidy upper-middle-class neighborhood, after relatives told police they couldn't reach her."

Some relatives. Of course she couldn't get to the phone, because she and it were trapped under piles of crap!

"Then the woman's relatives will be allowed to go through the contents."

What, her piles of crap?

This story is my worst nightmare. Crap.

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