Wednesday, June 11, 2008

I Work With a Guy Who Doesn't Like Pretzels

True story. Hard, soft, doesn't matter, the guy doesn't like 'em. Who doesn't like pretzels? A guy who doesn't like pizza. And who doesn't like pizza? A jerk. A jerk doesn't like pizza.

3 comments:

Scarlet said...

I'd be conspiring to get him fired. Break the photo-copier or let down the boss' tyres, ANYTHING.

First it's pretzels and pizza. next it will coffee and donuts. That kind of influence should not be tolerated in the workplace.

Get him out of there, now!

Matt Sears said...

Has he tried the honey-wheat pretzels? Or the butter-braids?

I don't understand him.

whipcreamy said...

scarlet your avatar is spooks, yo.