Tuesday, June 24, 2008

What the Fuck in a Cake Made of Strawberries?



Strawberry Shortcake. What a jerk. Nice hat. How did any kid watch this shit? Chipper morning berries like Strawberry need a swift kick in the shortcake and some yankin' by the strawberry shorthairs. If ol' Miss Shortcake and I were new roommates, we wouldn't last long, I tell ya. I'd be drawing horse dicks on her shower curtain with the hobby horses on it and pissing in her Proactiv bottles faster than you can say, "Wake, up, Custard! We've gotta go see Blueberry Muffin!" Run away, Custard. She's a crazy bitch with no friends. Break the lease. Get your own place.

5 comments:

Jen said...

BWahhhhahaahahahaa

whipcreamy said...

i had a strawberry shortcake bike, remember? it had training wheels.

anne altman said...

and you had Stawberry Shortcake sneakers. they had velcro.

i don't think Mpm would have bought them for you had she known what a jerk Strawberry was.

SmF732 said...

"What the fuck are robster craws?"

Revenge of the Nerds (1984)

Micgar said...

How you ask? It's very simple-show some shit-pop a pimple!