Tuesday, September 30, 2008

The Stuff That Happens to You When You are Alive

  • You dump your camera into the sea. Brava, Anne!
  • A bottle of water stashed in your purse isn't fully closed, so now you have a purse full of water! Hilarious!
  • You have your laundry picked up by the wash and fold laundry place, saving you precious time. But only half is returned to you, and they can't locate the rest. So, you say all my flat sheets and pillow cases, and both of my bath mats are missing? Cute!
  • At least nobody's wiped a booger on my sleeve today. That was yesterday.

2 comments:

Sans Pantaloons said...

If you set up an account to receive donations to replace your camera, please remember to add a new bedsheet set. And bathmats. And memory card.

You can frame the booger. Something tasteful with flashing LED lights.

anne altman said...

thank you sans. forgot about how expensive those memory cards are. dammit, janet!