To go to a diner and order some coffee and a piece of pie. Like an old person does.
Preferably good pie, though. Not a crappy piece of pie. It has to be good.
Back in the day, I'd take my grandmother to Arby's. She'd get a kid-sized roast beef sandwich and a cup of black coffee. And even though I was buying, she'd insist that they accept her Senior Citizen discount. She was cute.
Coffee and roast beef. Champion combo. I think I'd prefer pie.