I Knew Her Nose Looked Suspiciously Small

Don't let Hollywood make you feel ugly, people: Apparently even Selma Hayek isn't a "natural beauty". Of course, she was gorgeous with her regular nose, but it wasn't Hollywood enough. Before, during or after fame, all stars eventually succumb to the pressure: The Botox, sharp knife, and/or blinding veneers/boobs. Here's a good website for surfin' surgery. (What the hell did Lil' Kim do to her Lil' Face?). I can't wait to sell out and fuck myself up unrecognizably.