Kids, It's Important to Be a Responsible Drunk

If you're a medium-sized drunk like I am, then you buy beer in six pack containers like this one. These plastic rings have been known to strangle water fowl and other critters because they end up in our environment, so please make sure to cut them up before you throw them in the trash. You can't save yourself from cirrhosis of the liver, but you can save a bird. Awesome. Thank you.