Saturday, January 19, 2008

Big Bird: Still Under Suspicion

I got my sister the first year of Sesame Street (1969) on DVD for Christmas. She called me this morning.


Whipcreamy: So we watched another epsidode of Sesame Street the other night.

Me: Oh, yeah? Which one.

Whipcreamy: It's the one where they introduce Snufalupagus--and he looks nothing like the regular Snuffy--this one has crazy eyes and stuff, anyway, at this point nobody else can see Snuffy he's still Big Bird's imaginary friend. So Snuffy has a conversation with him and then he turns around and nobody else sees Snuffy.

Me: Wait, did you just say he?

Whipcreamy: Ha ha ha ha! Yeah.

Me: Big Bird's a boy? You can't assume Big Bird's a boy! I thought they left him unisex to be all PC and open minded about people's sexuality or something. They don't call him "he" in the show do they?

Whipcreamy: No, I think Big Bird's a boy.

Me: How do you know?

Whipcreamy: Because in Big Bird Goes to China he wears a tie.

Me: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Whipcreamy: Ha ha ha ha ha!

Me: You know who else wears a tie?

Whipcreamy: Who?

Me: k.d. lang

Whipcreamy: Ha ha ha ha!

Me: So they just decided Big Bird's sexuality all of a sudden? When did Big Bird Goes to China come out, like ten years ago?

Whipcreamy: 1984.

Me: Oh.

4 comments:

Teri said...

it scares me that you have these conversations about sesame street.

hehehehe

whipcreamy said...

Big Bird will have to find the four places pictured on the scroll, and in each place he'll get a clue from a monkey.

whipcreamy said...

even the china blogger thinks he's a he.

newbluebaby said...

Big Bird is a boy played by a woman. It's true.. look it up!