Two Can Anne + 2: If You Can't Do It For Yourself, Do It For God, Goddammit

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

If You Can't Do It For Yourself, Do It For God, Goddammit

Lose weight: God thinks you look fat in that.
Stop smoking: "Satan is behind it," says God.
Shave your head: For God's sake.

2 comments:

Del-V said...: As long as God is OK with me drinking...; 8:00 AM
whipcreamy said...: am i the only one who likes jessica alba? she did a great sci-fi series called dark angel.; 11:59 AM

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