Monday, March 24, 2008

Drew Peterson, You're Lonely?

You miss your wife? Perhaps then, a great idea might have been--and I'm just throwing this out there, Drew--I don't know, not killing her? Because that's what happens, see, when you kill* someone, they go bye bye and they're not around anymore, ever. Remember what happened when you killed your second wife? She totally didn't come back, did she? Well, technically, I guess she did come back, to your chagrin, man, how awkward was that for you when they unearthed her grave to perform the autopsy that ruled her death a homicide, right? And then there's your first wife. You probably got lonely when she "went away" too. But you don't understand how it works, so let me break it down a little further.

Let's say two people are in a room, so we'll start the equation with 2. And then one person kills the other person, ok? 2 minus 1= 1 person in the room. The other "person," (the non-responsive one on the floor in pool of blood) is a now called a corpse, and I know you're familiar with getting rid of those pesky things. Do corpses run off with other men? Sure --its usually other men running off with corpses-- but the relationship usually doesn't last too long unless there is some sort of high tech refrigeration employed. So...um...yeah.


*Feel free to substitute "kill" for "allegedly kill" if you are Drew Peterson

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

He should have known that before he killed her. Of course he knew that, he's been married four times.

That's just an excuse to find the 5th wife and victim.

I am sure he knew where to find a dumb broad.

anne altman said...

broads. so dumb!

Anonymous said...

OH PALEEEZ! You are Not going to tell me that a woman who loves her children would run away just before Christmas and not even call them during the holidays! Drew, how stupid do you think we are?