You miss your wife? Perhaps then, a great idea might have been--and I'm just throwing this out there, Drew--I don't know, not killing her? Because that's what happens, see, when you kill* someone, they go bye bye and they're not around anymore, ever. Remember what happened when you killed your second wife? She totally didn't come back, did she? Well, technically, I guess she did come back, to your chagrin, man, how awkward was that for you when they unearthed her grave to perform the autopsy that ruled her death a homicide, right? And then there's your first wife. You probably got lonely when she "went away" too. But you don't understand how it works, so let me break it down a little further.
Let's say two people are in a room, so we'll start the equation with 2. And then one person kills the other person, ok? 2 minus 1= 1 person in the room. The other "person," (the non-responsive one on the floor in pool of blood) is a now called a corpse, and I know you're familiar with getting rid of those pesky things. Do corpses run off with other men? Sure --its usually other men running off with corpses-- but the relationship usually doesn't last too long unless there is some sort of high tech refrigeration employed. So...um...yeah.
*Feel free to substitute "kill" for "allegedly kill" if you are Drew Peterson
3 comments:
He should have known that before he killed her. Of course he knew that, he's been married four times.
That's just an excuse to find the 5th wife and victim.
I am sure he knew where to find a dumb broad.
broads. so dumb!
OH PALEEEZ! You are Not going to tell me that a woman who loves her children would run away just before Christmas and not even call them during the holidays! Drew, how stupid do you think we are?
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