Let's Get Ready to Vomit!

Ok, guys, I told you how excited I have been for the new season of Housewives on Bravo, this time it's the "Real" Housewives of New York City, and boy is it brutal. Super brutal horrible style!



These women are terrible. It was a laborious decision, but I've decided that my least favorite broad (man, do I love to hate this broad!) is Alex McCord Van Kempen. Surely she didn't know how unappealing she'd come off on-screen? Apparently not. A quick perusal of her personal website, www.mccordvankempen.com reveals that clearly Alex is either dillusional or doesn't give a flippin' Hermes shit.






(Photo: Copyright Jay Sullivan, Bravo)

Did you know that her son



"Francois took his first flight to London when he was 13 days old and when we were flying back (by then Francois was 19 days old) we were asked by a fellow passenger how young our son was and when we told her that he was 19 days old she replied how that was very young to fly but the previous week she had flown with a baby only 13 days old. We had to laugh as that was Francois – she’d asked the same question on our outbound flight.

(OMG OMG OMG!!!!)

and

"When Francois was 5 weeks old he took his second overseas flight, this time to Marrakesh, Morocco and therefore had been to three of the Earth’s continents already.


(WOW!!!!!!)


and

"Francois first went to St Barth’s in 2003 when he was in utero and has been back for two weeks every year since. Summer 2008 will be his 5th trip (well 6th if you count 2003)."


(THAT'S AMAZING!!!! DO YOU COUNT 2003????????????)


What an obnoxious, super huge, horse-faced hosebag! I'm so happy she exists!

Love,

Anne