Convo Killer, Q'est-ce que c'est?

Some folks don't enhance a conversation, they kill it.

Example:

"There's a really good Mexican restaurant in New Jersey near my house? Well, it's not actually near my house, it's closer to my boyfriend's house? But it's awesome. There's always a line out the door, and they have chips and salsa and stuff? It's like really good."

Um...the restaurant you describe? It's in New Jersey, so...nobody here in Manhattan actually gives a fuck. Notice how your story ended right there because there weren't any follow up questions? Did you hear tumble weeds rolling by? No? Well, they were a rollin'.

Sorry.

End of story.