“I remember throwing something out of the [car] window because I couldn’t drive. Obviously, one hand had the d**k and the other hand had the knife, so I couldn’t drive.”—Lorena Bobbitt on ”Oprah”
Where I think it's completely obvious that someone totally just phoned in the horoscope for Pisces today.
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BTW - I looked up the police record of the investigation and learned that the cops eventually had to bring in search dogs - ya know, the ones with a great sense of smell - to locate the discarded appendage. You might be interested to know that they were Cocker Spaniels
or were they weiner dogs?
or were they weiner dogs?
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