Friday, June 26, 2009

Two Can Anne: Not Womanly or Bloggerly Enough for BlogHer A network of women bloggers & "the leading participatory news, entertainment and information network for women online."


Hello Anne,

I'm XXXX, an editor with BlogHerAds. Thank you so much for your interest in the BlogHerAds network, and please forgive the long delay in reviewing your application. We think your site is fantastic, unfortunately we cannot add it to the network at this time as we don't feel that our network is a good match for your format*.

If you have any questions or concerns, please don't hesitate to get in touch.

We wish you all the best!



* "We think your site is fantastic + Unfortunately we cannot add it to the network at this time as we don't feel that our network is a good match for your format" =  You talk about tits/twats/pricks/aholes too much. And peckers.


Sans Pantaloons said...

I think your discussion concerning tits/twats/pricks/aholes is just about right. I always thought BlogHer was for Mommy Bloggers, albeit very funny Mommy Bloggers.

Two Can Anne is edgy, real, witty, humourous, solid, personal and grounded. I like you totes!

anne altman said...

well done, sans--diplomatic AND flattering! you may take your seat now; you're to remain on the team. congratulations!

Nina Paley said...

They didn't appreciate the Farrah Fawcett Rub 'n' Play Poster?


anne altman said...

apparently women who blog or read blogs don't appreciate that stuff.

you may reveal your prick, now, nina.


Bill Miller said...

They just want to be friends.

anne altman said...

rejection is rough.

especially for the person being restrained in &/or removed from a restaurant as he screams, ""YOU'RE DUMPING ME?!? HOW DARE YOU DUMP ME?!? A !I WAS ABOUT TO DUMP YOU, A-HOLE!"

from what i heard, anyway.

anne altman said...

ur bLOg BLoWs


anne altman said...

you're a bitch

anne altman said...


anne altman said...

i don't feel like getting into it right now.

especially since you're sitting on my keyboard and practically sitting on my face. it makes me uncomfortable.

don't you have time to lie around and judge some other shit?

anne altman said...

i hAVe aLl thE Time IN ThE WOrLd to DO aBSOluTeLY noTHING aCtuaLLy.

OThER than sOiLiNG YoUr LInenS.

wHeN yOU atTEMPTeD to REcEssSion 09 My ViTtLeS.

cONSidEr yOurSelf lEARnEd, yOU STupiD dIpShiT.


anne altman said...


Micgar said...

BlogHer?! BlogThis!

Creepy said...

Maybe you don't talk about tits/twats/pricks/aholes enough.