Friday, June 26, 2009

When You Find Yourself Terrified

....that you'll die by the edge of your own one and only pathetic (and blunt) kitchen knife which is violently plunged into your neck by the hand of an interloper, take heart (and a deep-cleansing breath) in the following: 

There's a greater chance you'll die in a car crash and/or similar/dissimilar.

Relaxed now? 

You're welcome. 

Have a good weekend. 

1 comment:

Nina Paley said...

This is why I avoid cars.