Tuesday, January 23, 2007

Things NYC's (Mentally Ill) Homeless Have Shouted at Me Recently

In the order I received them:


  1. Meow!
  2. Ha ha ha ha! (with pointing)
  3. *&^%$#@*#&^@!

If NYC's mentally stable community finds reason to ask me directions and what time it is, I can't assume that crazies don't have anything to add. And they do. It's something about my face. My face says "Approach me." Why does my face say that?

6 comments:

matt said...

30 Rock had a homeless character shout: "Give me your fingernails!!"

anne altman said...

i think i know her. she's not homeless she just plays one on tv...

Peter Matthes said...

I like when they say:

"You people think I am your pet. I'll pet the world ... with a knife."

PS. Now that I have an out of control beard, my family thinks I am homeless.

anne altman said...

i think your folks will think you're homeless when you show up on their doorsteps, peter. right now they just want to see your face! or they think you've gone a little mad...

Just Dave said...

I think you might have gotten the "meow" before you left home, although I did have a homeless person bark at me in Penn Station today.

anne altman said...

Nope. I got the meow in midtown.

doodle wishes she was homeless.