Bouncy. Smushy. Pinchy. Awesome. But not suitable for the office. Stick to the squeezy you picked up at the at the LaGuardia Marriott at the last Sales & Marketing Convention; you're apt not to get fired. Not for your desk toy, anyway. I can't speak for your productivity or your timesheet.
Monday, March 19, 2007
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Bouncy. Smushy. Pinchy. Awesome. But not suitable for the office. Stick to the squeezy you picked up at the at the LaGuardia Marriott at the last Sales & Marketing Convention; you're apt not to get fired. Not for your desk toy, anyway. I can't speak for your productivity or your timesheet.
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I juggle, and have wanted a set of three (or four) of those disembodied boobs ever since I saw one at a friend's house a few years ago.
when is your birthday? i may be able to make your dreams come true, ms. paley.
comes with nipple hair if you so desire.
yes, that's where the grossness comes in.
"...disembodied boobs."
-nina paley
May 3! Oh boy, birthday boobs!
So rude of you to squeeze and not buy.
DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!!!!
squeezE and not buy? are you kidding me? my sis bought those for her Beyonce and i was squeezing the shit out of them on the subway.
now hostess cakes, THOSE, i squeeze and not buy.
different.
oh...the things she squeezes and doesn't buy..her favorite aisle is the hostess aisle...
"oh...the things she squeezes and doesn't buy"
I'll say. That reminds me Anne, you owe me $5.
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