Monday, March 19, 2007

Stress Chest

Bouncy. Smushy. Pinchy. Awesome. But not suitable for the office. Stick to the squeezy you picked up at the at the LaGuardia Marriott at the last Sales & Marketing Convention; you're apt not to get fired. Not for your desk toy, anyway. I can't speak for your productivity or your timesheet.

10 comments:

Nina Paley said...

I juggle, and have wanted a set of three (or four) of those disembodied boobs ever since I saw one at a friend's house a few years ago.

anne altman said...

when is your birthday? i may be able to make your dreams come true, ms. paley.

whipcreamy said...

comes with nipple hair if you so desire.

anne altman said...

yes, that's where the grossness comes in.

anne altman said...

"...disembodied boobs."

-nina paley

Nina Paley said...

May 3! Oh boy, birthday boobs!

Chris Battle said...

So rude of you to squeeze and not buy.

DON'T SQUEEZE THE CHARMIN!!!!

anne altman said...

squeezE and not buy? are you kidding me? my sis bought those for her Beyonce and i was squeezing the shit out of them on the subway.


now hostess cakes, THOSE, i squeeze and not buy.

different.

whipcreamy said...

oh...the things she squeezes and doesn't buy..her favorite aisle is the hostess aisle...

newbluebaby said...

"oh...the things she squeezes and doesn't buy"

I'll say. That reminds me Anne, you owe me $5.