No need to skin a gorgeous cat to make a gorgeous garment, kids. That's right: VIP Fibers will make a fine yarn out of all that stuff you've been lint brushing out of your life. I tossed the gross idea of taxidermy around when old Ms. Doodle buys the farm because her fur is so exquisitely gorgeous, but Alan Alda recommends that you don't. Now, thanks to VIP Fibers, you can all expect Doodle socks for Christmas. And I mean all of you. Trust me: my sofa's got enough fur to keep the NBA in socks for a few seasons.
3 comments:
Surely you must be tempted to turn the faucet on every time you find her in the sink...
surprisingly, i don't. i love her THAT much. i find ways to tease her more creatively.
great. f u right back at you.
-doodle
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